So it was an ordinary Monday?

Making fun of Wolf Blitzer's name is timeless.

He did a good job of not showing it. I remember the constant Newt Gingrich and Bob Barr insults on his HBO show.

Was Kristen Wiig booked elsewhere at a horrible sketch character convention?

Yeah because there were no famous people against Bush?

Who on the Left gives a crap about Obama droning anyone? The Right made Bush withdraw a Supreme Court nominee. The Dems can't rein in Obama on anything.

Lefties only claim Google when they are making fun of how uncreative conservatives are.

Until the early 2000s, the NY Times often criticized illegal immigration. Why do you think that stopped?

Hillary went to the wedding an extreme anti-muslim, anti-woman, anti-black and anti-hispanic New York businessman! Why do none of her supporters mention this?

They do this every year against every Republican nominee. It should be designated a federal holiday by now.

I'm sure saying "racist" for the 15 billionth time will convince all the white people to support Democrats/open borders etc! How did you come up with this innovative strategy?

He didn't earn more in Florida. That's what counted.

Hillary went to a white supremicist's wedding because he bribed her? Sounds unpresidential to me.

If the 2010 and 2014 elections proved anything, its that Obama sucks at convincing people to vote for Dems other than him.

Frank Sinatra: What is this crap!?

Why do all these queer women keep sucking at my parties?

Not in a sane world.

That's because none of these Millennials were old enough to watch The Donna Reed Show on Nick at Nite in the early 90s!

We need a gritty King Tut origin.

They are getting better. Last year they all left the police station when a crazy mob henchman told them to.