wizardpatch--disqus
Wizardpatch
wizardpatch--disqus

We are proud of it too!

Turning everyone into mindless horrors kind of blew his good intentions for me. I mean, sure we would all like to be magical Australian guys making wise cracks, but I'll take disease and wars etc. if it means I don't become a Putty.

Jackson is too busy working on
Black-ish.

Who isn't?

We gave them 1/3 of Charlie's Angels! Is that not good enough?

C. Thomas Howell is 1/4 blackface.

The TVs mostly look like they are from the 80s.

Did Strange find her immediately after she fell in the water, so no aquatic life could have at her?

Won't somebody think of the Best Boys?

Another bad NES game this could apply to is Superman.

When I was a kid, sometimes I dialed 911 on public payphones when no one was around and immediately hung up. So I guess I am part of the problem.

His treasure was knowledge!

She gets kidnapped because she traded her gun for a garbage bag full of popcorn.

Imagine how unfunny and annoying it would have been if Kevin Nealon and Norm McDonald had "shown their delight" at making fun of Bill Clinton or Bob Dole instead of just doing the jokes. These guys are supposed to be parodying newsmen, not Jon Stewart.

Bring Ward back somehow! Just say Hive's death healed his body and spirit or whatever. Watching everyone be mad at him is the best part of any episode.

Its all been downhill since they got rid of the cool paper city background credits from the early 80s.

Is the lube endorsed by Mr. William Joel?

Tim Kazurinsky would have made the sketch work.

Hire a rural sex worker.

She didn't seem to mind our "accidental" anal last night.