Hate to break it to you, but Bob Dole wasn't considered that conservative by a lot of people back in 1996.

I guess you could call them "Moral Justice Crusaders".

Future President Trump has scared them stupid.

He is supposed to represent John Belushi's inner spirit or something.

Leslie Jones is Salacious Crumb's mama!

At this rate, the guy who tries to remake Back to the Future will get curbstomped.

Spoiler: He is going to do the old Jewish man voice.

Now THATS an Adam Sandler movie that should get made.

Meh. I've seen badder real judges.

Sounds like the Department of Education wouldn't either.

Tagline: Me so wonley!

The best thing I can say about Cruz is he must be very smart or skillful to come in second place when he has such a weird face, weird voice and weird speaking style. Also, isn't it a bit hypocritical for lefties to gleefully make fun of his face while condemning Trump doing the same thing to Fiorina and Clinton?

Hillary give power over? That's hilarious.

There is no reason a libertarian anything should vote for Hillary. At least Trump will have half the Repubs and all the Dems in Congress against him. The Dems will all roll over for Hillary.

He was speaking to Katherine Heigl's character in Knocked Up who didn't know who Doc Brown was.

They were pretending at some point?

Clearly none of them can compete with MENSA candidates like John Edwards or Joe Biden.

President McCain would have dropped her from his re-election for Joe Lieberman anyway. He was not going to die his first term (or second probably).

Hopefully this means the AV Club can stop awkwardly shoehorning him into articles.

Their mortality rate is almost as bad as Lex's security team on Smallville.