Well, ooh la la!

Now I feel bad for making Jean Claude re-enact all his scenes in Timecop for me.

Really it is the waitress's fault for looking so bangable.

You could have at least shouted "Season 7 of Buffy sucked!".

Look, all I'm saying is, if these big stars didn't want people going through their garbage, taking their pictures without permission and saying they're gay, then they shouldn't have tried to express themselves creatively.

Yeah I watched this. Mostly for Amy Pietz.

All of those people are more impressive than Will Smith.

Even Hillary?

His Zodiak Killer routine was worse than Letterman's "Uma, Oprah" bit.

Remember when being called the Black Leno would have been a compliment?

Its taking so long for the same reason Bush didn't go to war with Iran in 2007-2008 or cancel the election.

God of War?

Playing Sticker Star was more like a chore than playing a video game to me.

The "U" stands for "you".

Before you even apply to SNL, you should have like 50 sketch ideas ready to go. That way, at least some will be good. As long as you are prominent your first year, no one will care about later.

She was looking goooood in that red dress at the end.

I loved all those cult film cartoon adaptions. Don't forget the Bill and Ted one.

As long as the sex worker isn't an annoying documentary filmmaker.

Please tell me the Fox News talking head who said homosexuals are perverted.

My carbonated water purchase doesn't care about you getting rejected by said cashier.