It could be worse for Pistorius. The most inhumane punishment would have been forcing him to represent his country at the 2016 Summer Olympics.

this is a bad take

“Oh yeah?”

You have to love the ref kicking the shit out of the guy.

“It’s real to me”

I wouldn’t brag about only having two friends.

Or as Barry Petchesky would say, “Roger Goodell is worth the $32M he was paid by the NFL in 2015 (and perhaps worth even much more).”

FYI, he sustained this injury very early in the game and played over 90 minutes with this injury. The description in the article doesn’t do this justice. This dude is an absolute warrior.

If only there had been a good bag with a gun to stop this senseless tragedy.

If they’re lucky, the English players can take a vacation on McLaren’s luxurious Hair Island.

There was another broken Hart in front of England’s goal.

Slow Icelandic clap.

England sees your slow clap and raises you slow, ponderous attack devoid of ideas.

Also, Banner Island Ballpark one of the prettiest in the country despite being in Stockton. It’s just fantastic.

Minor league games are quite the charmer. Went to a Stockton Ports game last year, and had a chocolate-filled churro and a slushie with dry ice at the bottom so smoke would billow out of the cup (unsurprisingly, the lid has a label saying not to eat the dry ice because it will kill you) while little kids twirled…

I feel like the Tommen kill is more of an assist.

It’s hard for me not to fall into the fatalist category. Just seeing how good other teams are doesn’t make Beckerman or Wondo any less bad, and the decision to start them any less terrible.

I’ve always said, “Goals change games."

Not if you close your eyes.

Air Seinfelds