No.

Fabian Johnson has been better.

If Beckerman starts I will fucking root for Colombia. His style of play drives me crazy and generally has a negative impact on transition forward.

Time to get Danny Drinkwater over here.

You're probably being too nice to gay people.

It’s certainly operating in the red.

so you’re saying that Holmes’s blood business isn’t liquid?

You know what?

But at least keep making weirdass mascots.

Arsenal could use a finisher like the guy who scored.

In a statistical oddity, his WAR has been 2.0 every season for the last 70 years.

I assume a Browns jersey comes out.

The court is made of a firm, wooden surface and the baskets are made of steel and nylon thread. It’s the NBA Finals which means these upcoming games are the last of the season.

“Watching this crybaby succeed makes me very upset.”

If they wanted to keep Drake out of the arena, maybe they shouldn’t have named the team the Toronto Rapstars, Tom. Because rap is the style of singing Drake is most known for, and he happens to be one of the biggest Rapstars in what young people refer to as, “the game.” It’s not Drake the Rapstar’s fault that you…

No snark, it’s funny when kids get hurt

Nailed to the Crossing Pattern: How to Cope with Turfing the Intermediate Throws of Life

Our primary objective is to convert all biomass into one continuous sports complex that wraps the globe in fields and bleachers and box seats and concourses and slab concrete tunnels and hyper modern locker rooms where the walls, ceillings, and floors are coated in synthetic skin bio-engineered from the DNA of famous…

Interestingly, this actually does offend 9 out of 10 Native Americans.

“I called Kobe when I was still playing in Orlando and asked him what I should do. He’s the one who told me to do take 1,000 a day.”