Dear Fox: C’mon, get him on the Series. You can make this happen. Let the whole nation get one more chance to listen to the best to ever do it.

Yup. Under audio books, science fiction.

It’s not what Spurs needed. Spurs needed to show the backbone and fortitude to continue on a title challenge and they flopped at Stamford Bridge. They completely gave up on the season after the 2-2 draw.

Like just about everyone else who had an assumed position in the table, they coasted to the finish. 10-Men Newcastle…

Let me just say I really enjoyed our 21st straight year with a STD. and the fact that Tottenham pretty much gave us this new STD makes it an even bigger burn. I am already itching for the new season to start so that we can pick up another STD.

Good news for everyone else; Spurs are being more Spurs-y than ever before in their history! I can only assume Match of the Day will skip the commentary tonight for a continuous loop of “Yakkity Sax”…

Just can't believe how poor they look today—sad.

More devastating development: Tottenham needs 2 goals to avoid St Totteringham’s Day.

This is the most explosive Man U have been all season.

“The person with the most necessary job in the world, FIFA’s chairman of audit and compliance, has resigned”

Why not? Your mom stayed up with us too.

I am more surprised that a 20% stake in Atletico Madrid was only $48 million.

Don’t completely disagree, but I’m neither broke nor cheap, and I just canceled my cable because paying $151 dollars a month ONLY for sports is fucking horseshit. And that was the minimum package that I could get to see the sports that I wanted. Give me a way to pay for sports and not the Oxygen channel along with it…

This...this is a pretty hot take.

My attention and efforts are focused on the participation in and preparation for a championship season:

“Final question: please solve the cord cutting problem.”

Joke’s on you, Tom. This was quite obviously an actual tryout for the Nets.

If you think that’s lazy, you should see Tomic play on grass.

Once again, a black man discovers the Blues, but it’s white guys who make money off them.

I am a through and through Arsenal fan but you know what? Fuck it, I love this guy. I love this team and this entire story.