Profit.

Because this is the NBA, there must be a third step.

Fuck yeah

That’s not a celebration, that’s a suicide attempt.

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“Safer, cheaper, and a hell of a lot warmer”

-Hell’s 2016 Viral Marketing Campaign

Counter-counterpoint:

Counterpoint:

Let me explain it to you in Stanley Cup Playoff overtime terms...oh wait, you’re Canadian, you wouldn’t understand that either.

Dam

The guy about to commit suicide in the background really adds to the mise-en-scène.

Baby blue and teal are really awful colors.

Just build a giant net over the country and make the mosquitoes pay for it. Problem solved.

This generation of YNT players for the US is much further along than previous years. Most don’t have EU passports, but look at where we have players in the pool:

Such a play is known as a Kobe, as it allows you to pass to yourself and involves an asshole.

I’m holding out for Twitch Plays QB For the Browns.

loved both those dunks a lot

Dunking is great because when you get up there and slam the potato into the goal you have a moment to wonder if your dad will ever really love you. He won’t and you have to get back on defense or you’ll be fired from the game by the Captain.

That mascot with its little hands crossed is my new grandpa.