Looks like he’s got more than enough space to just let everyone park on his lawn. 

I knew it would be this way but I really with they could pair the hybrid with the manual trans, they would have a deposit coming had they given the option

People really need to read a dictionary. I myself would like to go back to the Victorian era. Like imagine being called a bloody Flapdoodle Hornswoggler Bugger...You can’t come back from that.

177000 miles in 22 years isnt that bad. I read Stage 3 upgrade and said nope.

What you are saying, is why should I show empathy for you? It’s in your control to upgrade to a quieter seat. Remember, they didn’t come up to your standard, you went down to theirs. The plane ride you describe still exists at the prices you were once willing to pay, but no longer are.

How dare those poor people think about taking vacations!

“Why do I need to show empathy for that?”

I may get a beating for this, but people who can’t tolerate when the seat in front of them reclines. Passengers have a right to recline their seats. 

Shut it down folks. This is the winner. 

This should be a single slide result.

There it is - the perfect answer.

You win.

You either pay for first/private or stop complaining when you’re riding the sky bus for like 10c/mile. 

My airline etiquette pet peeve: the people that walk by and give you an exceedingly dirty look because you have a crying baby/child.

Complaining. You get reliable, affordable access to 90% the speed of sound at 7 miles up in relative comfort with safety greater than almost any other form of transit. You can circumnavigate the world in less than a day with your credit card. Don’t like small seats? You can pay for bigger ones. Don’t like babies…

There’s not really any evidence that late model aircraft can be impacted in any way by cellular devices. Just because the FCC still forbids it doesn’t mean there’s any logic behind it. To make it relevant to Jalopnik, look how long it took the government to legalize matrix headlights here, despite them having been…

There are so many, I’ll just list off a few that pop into my head:

The people who complain when I take my shoes and socks off.

The people who bitch about other people standing up when the flight lands.  I’ve been sitting for potentially hours.  My knees hurt.  I just want to stretch.  I know I’m not going anywhere.

I guess my point is that it’s easy to spot on TV, and when images are frozen. I don’t think it’s necessarily as easy in real life. And lots of people have tattoos, I honestly don’t look at most of them in any way that’s more than a passing glance. I probably wouldn’t have seen the ‘SS’ symbols if I had a short…