Ever had a Brass Monkey? Some years ago we used to chug half a 40 of OE and fill it back up with orange juice. Pulp optional. 

They did it for the Snapchats 

I put a new suspension on my e30 and we were trying out spring and rebound rates. It felt a bit too stiff driving around town but, like any idiot would, I decided to take it out on some mountain roads in Sussex with a buddy riding shotgun. It felt super planted and I had also just floor mounted some Recaro SRD’s, …

I knew they’d do this. I’ve been waiting so long for them to release pricing and I always figured somewhere in the low-$20's. I know Harley’s are expensive but c’mon. I was excited to see what they did with their street fighter and ADV bike too but I guess I can just assume I’m better off with my CB1000R or 1290 SA.

10 years ago I’d probably order a couple #5's 

More motorcycle articles on Jalopnik plleeeaaasee! I miss Sean.

Now picture you’re on a motorcycle. As a commuter I’m glad I don’t have any highway time from home to work

8 years ago I stood in the BMW certified preowned lot staring down a 2008 335xi sedan and a 2009 328i X-drive touring. They were both 6 speeds but I ultimately went for the 335 for the extra sack. I regret it still to this day. I got rid of it 3 years ago (I had it exactly 5 years to the day) because it was in the…

I had a 2001 e53 in a 5-speed. Wish you were around when I sold it. Nobody on the east coast wanted the thing. I ended up selling it for pocket change. It was really clean too despite all the fun I had in the snow while I owned it. Awesome car. It’s a shame the v8 didn’t come with the stick. If mine were a 4.4is I…

I did not have one handy at the time. Although I imagine they would have appreciated the extra heat on that cold day.

I saw a couple in a Range Rover Evoque convertible with the top down driving in the snow on the NY Thruway last Wednesday. 

For my daily - stick shift, 25+mpg, AWD, fun to drive. Pick 3? I may end up with a GTI. To get all 4 I think my only choices are STI or Golf R, and I don’t really know if I want either as a daily.

I grew up in Central NJ as well. We always knew and ate both versions but we called one the “Deli Sloppy Joe.” There’s nothing better than a good triple decker Sloppy Joe on really good rye. I like the Corned Beef version the best but all combos of the deli Sloppy Joe are great.

One thing worth noting about using Cinematic Mode to travel by horse is that if you’re not paying attention you can run into trouble after it’s too late. I had the Lemoyne gang put up a road block to kill me once (I assume it’s because I was shooting up all of their gang hideouts as I found them randomly) and my…

I got the same recall taken care of on my Silverado and there were the same amount miles on the truck as when I dropped it off.

I love the look of the CB125M probably because I love the look of the Grom. Just wondering how much larger it is because at 6'3" a Grom is out of the picture for me. I know big guys ride them but I’m not big on looking like a bear on a tricycle.

I’ve got two.. One not really relevant anymore.

Edit: no pics for kinja today I guess 

Seeing as I bought my 87is in almost the same condition for $3500 about 6 years ago I don’t think I’m ready for these crazy high prices.

No kidding. I thought they were just dirty at first and I should know better. While I don’t mind the color, Nogaro silver really only works well with nicely polished lips.