SOFAS AND DEAD BODIES

Being released exclusively in this guy’s Uber

“oh LORDe, this traffic!”

You shut your whore mouth. Mark Harmon is an angel from heaven and a gift from One True God.

I would hve quietly started singing (or humming) Royals to see if it sparked anything.

Now, my dad and I have had our issues, but holy cow, am I thankful he is nothing like Michael Lohan.

This is absolute gold ; ‘but I wish him well in the competition,”. Drops mic and walks away with Olivia Munn.

And Hillary Clinton has never quit on anything in her life.

It really is such a shame that Kelly joined after Tamra found Jesus and is abstaining from alcohol for her competition...they’d make a truly terrifying double whammy of garbage people.

Please thank this loyal citizen for planting the seed.

OMG I HATE HER SO MUCH

Am I wrong?

Calling someone Mrs. Roper is NOT an insult, even though Kelly thinks it is.

Yeesh— when is she gonna finally reveal her real nose?

Really enjoyed watching her dramatically walk in and out of a beaded curtain.

Clarification is important. It is a vile act in any case, but the distinction (“Syrian refugee kills woman” vs “man murders partner”) makes a difference in the lives of other innocent people.

Carpeting options for Range Rovers..

Corbin Bleu tied the knot with Sasha Clements.