Another high school mean girl, soon will be whining that people are being mean to her.

I one day hope to be in a position where I can tell someone to their face “YOU MESSED WITH THE WRONG QUEEN”

Matt Lauer is so glib.

Glow tonic by pixi

heartbreaking.

Listen, Men in Black was twenty years ago. People go gray after a while!

Ugh seriously. Every day I wake up and think “could my face possible look more shitty.” I’m 29. Try to do a good job about sunscreen. I don’t have a lot of acne, but my skin is splotchy and just blah. I need to do something. I don’t wear a lot of make up so I don’t really know what to do. I did start using Burts Bees…

tell me more!

It’s also good for sun damage!

I love that his response makes it seem like he’s saying, “Not now, but just as soon as this is over”

Starred because EVERYBODY needs to see this picture.

sit down, paul kinsey

k bye

Adnan and Hae lee- a love for the ages.

My cousin used this for her wedding in 1998, when the song was new. So, I’d say it’s now officially “retro in a good way.” I can tell you that, as a guest, I’d be at the edge of the dance floor weeping and singing every word, so there’s that.

If WBC keeps using Pokemon in their promotional material, would Nintendo have precedent to sue them for unauthorized use of their IP? Because that is a battle that I would love to watch go down.

If a guy calls a girl a slut guys have no problem believing him. But if 40 women accuse a guy of being a sexual predator people still don’t believe them.

I like the name. The other stuff? Nope. Plus, she's a distractingly bad actress.

I think this is one of those status symbol things that even attention-starved jerks like Entourageguyforgothisname and Paris want to believe they need