*Possible spoiler*

He's like Ken from the Toy Story movies.

GOD they’re terrible. I don’t know half of their names (I won’t for a while) but I really really like Ali—super cute, plays piano, very sweet.

Oh my gawd! Now begins my other favorite contest: which of these awful men will end up on bachelor in paradise??

Billy Ray Cyrus gets a lot of shit for riding his daughter’s coattails, but when you hear about how common abuse of child actors is in the industry, and you have people like Wood and Mara Wilson flat out say that their parents stood between them and a lot of bad stuff, and you remember that Cyrus had been a successful…

Priyanka Chopra as Bond, Helen Miren as a Bond girl.

Now that she mentions being Bond... I could totally see Idris striding out of the ocean in a speedo...

“I know people think I’ve had a nose job.”

I am SO SO HAPPY that my father decided to leave that country and bring my family to the US. We were already a minority in Iran, and the stirrings of the Revolution hastened his decision to leave. Brb, I gotta call my dad and thank him.

I can’t imagine booing someone’s creation while they’re in the room no matter how much I disliked it. Money not buying class and all that.

You should see my balls.

Bobby finger looks like Ryan Gosling with AIDS

Lies and slander!

Whew! Good for her. That means she can still get work for four more years in Hollywood.

Because she’s a model of conspicuous consumption. It’s the same reason the Bling Ring was able to steal from her house multiple times before she even noticed.

I’m seriously shocked you said this, DontGetYourBoobsInaBunchTina! Her voice is so grating and precious to me I had to turn the video off. It’s true that this is probably the first time I have ever heard her speak, so I don’t know if she’s improved or not, but, truly, I’m surprised as heck by your reaction to it.

It's almost like dating and getting engaged because of a reality show is a bad idea.

If the same caliber of technology was available during the 70s, I doubt the worst thing you'd catch Jagger doing is pissing in a mop bucket.

But she knew the character, not the woman. Didn’t know her soul or what her favorite emojis are. For all Kristen knew, she turned herself into vapor at the end of filming each day. Where’s the personal connection? She didn’t know know her, you know?