It’s not cool to wish a “train” on people even when they pissed you off.

... I admit I skimmed the body of the main letter and mostly skipped to the PS.

The basic fundamentals of the Critical White Gaze are Fear, Ignorance, Curiosity, and Fetishization.

#iud

In my neck'o the woods, it's actually bananas, PB, AND mayo. See, it really can get worse.

Will visitors be allowed to shit in the hallways?*

He didn’t pay for shit. This ain’t her ring. Nobody’s engaged.

I never watched but is this “very GoT”?

OMG I FORGOT ABOUT THE POSSIBILITY OF AMBER ROSE AS A MAID OF HONOR.

This literally made my head hurt that Tyga could be his own son’s uncle, while his Brother-In-Law would be his son’s step-uncle-father? All the while he waits for his girlfriend to be old enough to drink. What a fucked up world.

Not my style. Which is lucky because I will never even come close to touching jewelry that precious and I would be too afraid to wear it anywhere.

Good news, Charlize! It’s called aging, and when it starts to happen you will find that Hollywood won’t be looking at you as just a pretty face anymore. In fact, they may stop looking at you at all. Imagine that!

Is Charlize beloved? I thought it was pretty well established fact that she’s an asshole (and this story seems to bolster that theory)...

CHRYO’S WEDDING WILL BE AMAAAAAZING.

NO YOU FOUND ME OUT.

Well I already loved That Thing You Do! but my heart space for this guy just grew about 10x.

Yes, Kevin is the hottest one now, but AJ was the hottest during the group’s early days (pre-rehab).

It stinks of exoticism.

Few things more obnoxious in life than white women (any woman) who wax poetic about how into black guys they are