Hopefully her wound will be covered with Liberal Tears brand gauze.

Yeah, but we’re not talking about Kanye.

What Pink meant, you need to have more to yourself than just a body.

She's the worst. She's like drunk the entire time they're filming so I can imagine how horrid she must be. Sonja needs Jesus and rehab.

Sonja Morgan: “she’s a nut; she’s just looking for attention”

Sonja Morgan’s former interns think Sonja Morgan is “the boss from hell,” according to a report today from Page Six.

Whats the mixture of a tiger and a lion?

Whoa, the backlash effect is in full swing.

Steroid use?

maybe rocco would be more willing to have a relationship with his mother if she SHUT THE FUCK UP about him in public

Dang. I liked RoChy.

Nobody cares about your boner.

I’d watch the hell out of that. As long as she never found out where I live.

I’d be good with just watching her sit in a restaurant, reading people’s eating habits.

This article in Martha Stewart Living was probably one of the greatest things I’ve ever seen:

Isn’t WASP more a mentality and personality type at this point than a reference to someone’s actual religion and background? That’s how I feel about the term jap as well.

Martha’s Least Favorite Things

i don’t have any crackers at home, i have cookies

“Mariah Carey telling James Packer to “ditch” his yacht are absolutely false!!!”