And who gives a shit if it is plastic surgery? People don't have to point it out on every article like it is some kind of amazing insight.

Well apparently it's an urban legend anyway, according to Google. The absentee votes are all counted. Candidates almost always concede before they are counted though.

Umm.... no. The polls are open for three weeks in my area and we had no better voter turnout than anywhere else.

How is that bullshit? It's just math. They only count the absentee ballots if it is possible that they could have changed the outcome. If a candidate wins by 10,000 votes but there are only 1,000 mail-in ballots, then there is no point in even opening them. Very few elections are close enough for it to matter. If…

I feel like that sounds a lot more alarming that it actually is. I mean, you only need a small sample of a population to be representative. I guess it depends on what that 2% really means. Is it 2% of all food? If that, then it is actually a lot. Is it 2% of all shipments? That would be a little more alarming.

Oh shit, people still read the Washington Post? I haven't heard their aggressive radio advertisements for a while and thought for sure that they had finally given up. Too bad.

There is a hardware store near me that I frequent, despite prices being significantly higher than another one, entirely because they have a store cat. I never leave without finding the box of air filters or shelf of houseplants that he is hiding on to give him some pets.

I really hate the people who say, "we can't raise minimum wage to $20, I make that right now and I payed to go to school." Even if you weren't going to also get a raise because of that, there are ancillary benefits to having an education. Working fast food is tough. You have to be on your feet all day, dealing with…

Shit man, why are we worrying so much about how to fix the US then? I'm moving to Denmark.

At the same time, you really can't ignore the influence that religion has. For instance, you talk about education and poverty as being a big factor. What about Iran? They have a very educated population, and until we overthrew it, an effective secular, socialist government. It was replaced by a theocracy, and in…

You can get jail time in Morocco for being gay. How is that freedom exactly?

That's the symmetric property :-P

So before, your dog would never hurt a fly and couldn't possibly threaten anything, and now you know for a fact that it doesn't lose fights?

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That's not really the same at all. He's not trying to exert any control over other people, only his own right to not be touched by women, according to his religion. The female guards are not losing their jobs. And it's not like they have a constitutional right to touch him that is being infringed on. Would you be…

Her dog should not have been put to sleep, but I am kind of disgusted by the reaction people are having to this. They obviously care a lot more about this dog than they do the thousands of Africans that have died. No petitions or protests to help them. That is fucked up. Why are we even reading about a dog at this…

Just like every report before this sentencing predicted he wouldn't get any jail time at all. I think I'll wait and see.

What are you talking about? She's starring in a film with Elijah Wood. That's pretty legitimate.

That's not really a privilege because white people are horrible. Being in a large group of only white people is the worst. Someone's always like, "hey we can be racist now that they're not here, right?" See also: being in a group of only men where they think it's cool to be misogynistic. Do not want that privilege.