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I would love to see a hashtag trend of “#itsjustajoke” and stories about the vile things men say and do and think we should just brush off. About a year ago in philly a female bartender had a man come behind her and insert his fingers into her vagina and when she reacted angrily, he exclaimed “I was just joking!!”

Your spa idea made me think of this...

Patrick Stewart, maybe?

There’s Harrison Ford and Mark Harmon. I’m fairly confident that those two will not ever be accused.

I’ve tried phrasing it to men like this:

Some men get so creepy around pregnant women! I’m trying to get pregnant again and I’m already dreading the leery looks the janitor at work gives pregnant women

Nothing relaxes me more than wondering if the person between me and the door will suddenly lunge in my direction! It’s so soothing, I’m thinking of starting a spa called WHAT’S THAT BEHIND YOU, which features enormous, grumpy tigers and pumas and lots of sudden, sharp noises, with staff on hand to out of nowhere start

I was harassed by a man at work when I was pregnant. His defence was that other classic “it was just a joke!” But here’s the thing. If no one is laughing, or no one is flattered, instead they’re uncomfortable and a little squicked out, IT’S NOT A JOKE OR A COMPLIMENT! Read the the room, ffs! Stop talking and apologize

When you’ve gone through 80 years of life with people saying ‘Aw, shucks. Ain’t he a scamp’? Probably nearly impossible for him to hear now, he’s too far up his own ass. Sucks that we just have to admit 90% of the older generation of men are probably just shitheads if they’re in Hollywood. There is no male Betty

I’m not the one to absolve Morgan Freeman, but he might have tried talking more about how he’d screwed up and been a jerk, and less about how horrible it would be if this ruined his career retroactively. Instead of, “I did not create unsafe work environments.” how about “I didn’t INTEND to create unsafe work

“Oh yes I feel so much more comfortable and at ease after you smacked your lips at me like I was a papaya,” said NO WOMAN EVER.

“Apologies” like this one remove any doubt in my mind that the speaker is a serial harasser. They always sound so entitled, self-righteous, and devoid of empathy—the same traits that give rise to harassing behavior.

Sure, because no matter how many times we tell men that gross remarks about our bodies AREN’T “complimentary”, they never hear it.

I would really love to hear what Freeman has said to men that’s “complimentary.” Did he also long to watch them have sex? Did he ask them about getting women pregnant?

I thought that was a pic of a T-rump impersonator at first glance. Is it just me, or does he look more ‘off’ than normal there?

...Is there something wrong with the photo? Why does Trump look either like he is 4 feet tall or is an elderly toddler wearing his father’s work clothes?

Also known as lying.

Trump knows damn well what’s going on. He’s just trolling the press here.

So you’re saying that when he said “too bad”, he meant....