Grammar is elitist, goldplated toilets are not

I am so irate by all of this. “He’s staying in touch with his idiot base by being an even bigger idiot” is so mind boggling I just...

The idea that grammar is elitist pisses me off so, so much.

In a restaurant full of people, he chose to publicly shame and threaten some people who spoke Spanish, and could have actually ruined their lives if he had followed through with calling ICE. And when this video came out, it became clear that he had done this type of stuff before. He isn’t a victim, and this sentiment…

Best part, he doesn’t mind foreigners when they pay:

I wouldn’t be surprised if he kicks puppies and strangles kittens. The amount of anger he has is off the charts. I don’t get how these white guys develop so much damn anger.

He’s a garbage racist, who is at the same time a borderline immigrant himself, who speaks the very language he was screaming at people about, while supporting Trump, who would most likely deport him on sight cause the dude looks a little TOO tan. And not the good orange kind, the bad hombre brown tan.

This dude is fucking nuts. Seriously, what’s wrong with him.

Counterpoint: Public shaming may be the tool most appropriate to change not only his behavior, but that of the next racist.

And yet, all you have to do to not flush your life down the toilet publicly is to simply avoid being an asshole, but so many people find this strategy absolutely baffling.

Plot twist: Somehow, he’s even worse than we imagined.

Being known as the “Racist Lawyer” for the rest of your life is second only to being the “Crying Nazi.”

If the NY Post is giving you a hard time about racially insensitive remarks then you truly are the bottom of the barrel.

LOOK AT HIM RUN!!!!

But, but they’re the party of personal responsibility. This is so confusing to me. I need to go lay down. For a siesta.

The quotes from the building security guards are everything. They are salivating for him to show up so they can throw him out.

What’s the matter, snowflake? Can’t take responsibility for your actions?

“An ABC News reporter confirmed that Schlossberg is no longer welcome in the building where he rents office space.”

Straight EVICTED. This makes me happy. 

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