RIP Taylor Swift, 1989-2018. Katy Perry sends condolences from Los Feliz.

A good band photo should be a mix of dudes looking cool/tough along with one being indifferent/bored. I give you:

This is great but where are the brick walls? Train tracks?

In regards to Matt Gaetz, there’s already one girl who knows what’s up —

I hope the Nobel Committee tells them to fuck off.

Like being a firefighter who set the blaze in order to put it out and be the hero.

That’s the core of Trump supporters. It’s all about “sticking it to the Libs.”

Messer, who penned the Nobel letter, also had this little tidbit to share:

They’re asking the Nobel Committee to award the Peace prize to the person whose tweets actually increased international fear of nuclear war?? It’s astounding how delusional these Republicans are.

I’m pretty sure calling third world countries “shitholes” is the exact kind of thing the Nobel Committee looks favorably on when nominating someone the Peace Prize

We’re going to give a Nobel Peace Prize to a man for bragging about the size of his dick on twitter?

pretty sure that is also true.

I just wonder how many times his lawyers tried to explain this concept to him before they just gave up. “Mr. President, technically you can obstruct justice even without....I mean, if you keep saying that, it kinda makes it look like....oh hell just press tweet, it’s fine.”

I read that as a “tacky gold weiner.”

Yep! They think that it’s not a crime unless there’s a smoking gun.

“Grey’s Anatomy of a Criminal’s Mind”

It would seem very hard to obstruct justice for a crime that never happened! Witch Hunt!

Is this his new argument? That he can’t obstruct justice if there isn’t irrefutable proof of an underlying crime of collusion? I encourage this. In fact, President Trump should continue to tweet this way and maybe do a few more on-air interviews following this line of thought.

It would seem very hard to obstruct justice for a crime that never happened! Witch Hunt!

Did you foresee that there would be so much medical drama under a Trump presidency, because I really didn’t!