I wonder if they’re doing it because it’s a kids show. So spreading out new content makes it easier to stay relevant in their minds while toys come out year-round.

They’re calling it “Season 5", but it’s really Season 3, and the first half of it at that. They did the same thing for “Season 3" and “Season 4", two halves of the same season.

Glad del Toro has finally gotten the Oscars he really deserves (although only by making his most Oscar-bait film yet) and that Jordan Peele didn’t walk away empty-handed, but Get Out should have been the best picture winner, no matter how much I love The Shape of Water.

I only know one anime meme, so let me just say that Killmonger is OVER NINE THOUSAND! There, did I do it right?

Semi-sentient, old, white testicles, specifically.

I feel like most of the biggest crazies look like sentient testicles.

Are you strong today from your soy based protein drink today?

soy boy? what the hell does that mean? plant based high protein boy? let me think about it.

Did you read about Jones’ custody trial? His lawyer had to admit in court that Jones was a “performance artist”, so his show couldn’t be used as evidence that he’s a psychopath. They know they aren’t a legitimate news org, but they know there is a demographic of morons willing to pay them money for claiming they are.

easily triggered, eh?

“Bureau Chief?” Amazing. These fuckwits actually think they’re a legitimate news organization.

It’s not any scarier than ballistic missiles. Shh, I’m going to let you in on a little secret, missile defense doesn’t work. It doesn’t work in boost phase. It doesn’t work in midcourse. It doesn’t work in terminal phase. It may be able to shoot down a single missile if we know it’s coming. It has no chance against…

Can somone please get a buxom blonde to throw a sledgehammer at that screen?

Bomski Bomfacovitch

I’m sorry, but every time one of these dictatorships comes out with a new cartoon (sorry, “animated video,”) I can’t help but think these people are full of shit. This looks amazingly similar to NK’s video about nuking the US, which is not a good look for a country like Russia.

Well, if Putin promises to nuke only Florida, then maybe we can work something out...?

he asked for the members of the audience to submit proposals to the Defense Ministry’s website.