I like how you he equates CEO optimism with an across the board boost in morale. “Guys, I can’t wait to go to my abusive minimum wage retail job where I am forced to shove credit cards down people’s throats because our CEO is looking forward to scoring a new yacht for his island.”

Donald Trump had nothing to do with JOBS!JOBS!JOBS!JOBS! considering he’s been in office for six weeks. For a business guy, he seems to know jack-shit about how business works. Here’s how Trump thinks things happen:

YOUR POLICIES DID NOT CREATE THOSE JOBS YOU FUCK WIT!

It really is fucking rich

The irony being that his own political party is chock full of KKK members and Nazis.

So, we’re all making donations in this fool’s name now, right?

Except that’s the thing I don’t understand. Unless I missed something, double jeopardy has not attached because the grand jury decided not to indict him. This isn’t like the OJ civil case where he had already been acquitted and they could force straight answers out of him in deposition.

This is America. Of course it won’t.

For a bit of context for non-lawyers, these are a discovery device known as Requests for Admission. They’re used to narrow down the issues before you get to settlement negotiations and/or trial so that the parties are focusing on the areas where they disagree. To get admissions like this so early in the process is…

Agents manage an actor’s image, whether that be in the roles they take or in managing PR. Given the widespread backlash against Jones’ previous comments, his agent should have told him not to make any more statements regarding the show’s reviews. Finn should have also been able to figure that out for himself, but…

That’s what agents do? I didn’t know that.

Finn has one trait in common with Trump for certain- His inability to take accountability and laying the blame on others.

Finn, fire your agent. Not because of the casting, but because a decent agent would have already told you to shut the hell up.

Maybe it’s more Walgreens-caliber bronzer, instead of Sephora. After all, we know he eats KFC and Scotch-tapes his fucking ties, so dudebro never spent a penny on quality when he could save a buck on cheapshit.

He goes into a tanning bed with gloves on, apparently.

But I don’t even see that shade on Sephora. It isn’t even the type of orange you get from bronzer or spray tan. Does he just like go into a tanning bed every couple days and get slightly burned? There is no makeup that can do this?!

I think Trump has softer, daintier hands than I, a woman in her 30's, has. You can’t unsee it!

I was thinking that, too. I’m a good 30 years younger than him and haven’t done a ton of manual labor, some, but a lot less than others. My hands look older than his.

It’s weird to me how young his hands look compared to his face. That’s the opposite of many people I know.

What exactly does it say about me that I did in fact click on this story, knowing I would have to look at multiple horrible close-ups that made me gag, and am still commenting on it?