And that assumes two minutes. What if an elevator is particularly slow, or parking is far from the door? Could be 5 or more minutes at a stop

Nothing is worse than a customer who jumps in the shower 20 minutes after they ordered mcdonalds.

Especially for pizza, I want to open the box first before I decide on the size of the tip. If it’s all scrunched up towards one side of the box, and the driver hasn’t said something like “man, I almost got jackknifed on the way here and had to slam my brakes; I hope your pizza is okay!”, expect a smaller tip.

Look a bit closer at the picture:

Look a bit closer at the picture:

-LCD provides a higher quality picture

-LCD provides a higher quality picture

Surely “back in stock for preorder” is an oxymoron.  If they’re in stock, it would be for order, and if not, well, they’re not actually in stock?

Surely “back in stock for preorder” is an oxymoron.  If they’re in stock, it would be for order, and if not, well,…

That makes no sense. Stopping going out because someone might harm you takes away a serious benefit to avoid a very low risk. Same with not driving because you might get in an accident.

it’s a bit of a gamble

Yes, the molds in bread have made people sick, sometimes fatally.

Plenty of people get food poisoning without even realizing it.

The bottom line is that many kinds of mold can grow in bread, and some are harmless to us, others can kill people, and you don’t know what kind of mold you’re looking at in the bread, so that’s the danger.

There’s fungal infections, and there’s fungal toxins... Toxins can’t be “killed off” by your immune system.

Psychosomatic. Purely psychosomatic.

Let’s make something clear: Nike, the world’s most valuable athletic apparel company, is worth $28 billion. That’s more than the GDP of many entire nations.

and maybe once a year or so add toner (which is like $10)

and maybe once a year or so add toner (which is like $10)

Speaking of ridiculously juicy: When I was young, canned pork chops was the greatest treat.

Have you ever had soup at Olive Garden?  It’s like drinking brine.  People don’t smile after a sip; it’s a rictus.

I don’t care for crunch in a burger. I’ll even remove the spine from the lettuce.

The pass is only good for dine-in, which means you’d need tip money every time you go. That wouldn’t really work out for the homeless.

On the other hand, including some practical skills in the education system (like basic cooking skills, or how to do your taxes) may be more useful in the future than say... figuring the length of the longest side on a right angle triangle.