Psychosomatic. Purely psychosomatic.

Let’s make something clear: Nike, the world’s most valuable athletic apparel company, is worth $28 billion. That’s more than the GDP of many entire nations.

and maybe once a year or so add toner (which is like $10)

and maybe once a year or so add toner (which is like $10)

Speaking of ridiculously juicy: When I was young, canned pork chops was the greatest treat.

Have you ever had soup at Olive Garden?  It’s like drinking brine.  People don’t smile after a sip; it’s a rictus.

I don’t care for crunch in a burger. I’ll even remove the spine from the lettuce.

The pass is only good for dine-in, which means you’d need tip money every time you go. That wouldn’t really work out for the homeless.

On the other hand, including some practical skills in the education system (like basic cooking skills, or how to do your taxes) may be more useful in the future than say... figuring the length of the longest side on a right angle triangle.

There are numerous ways to cook bacon - but only ONE acceptable result. Crispy. Extremely crispy.

“Repair and maintenance” or something to the effect of “how the f%#$ do modern gadgets actually work” would be useful

How if someone gifted homeless people with this card?  They’d get unlimited pasta and soup for a year?

At the end of the day, it is all the same muscles, functioning differently.

I think you misspelled appalling.

I’m thinking something very black tie. White shaggy dog obviously who sheds on everyones suits.

Was this person a relative or the venue?

And the 5-8lb pets you describe as “small dogs” are in fact large rodents.

Yep, I love dogs. Love them more than most people. Places I don’t want to see them: restaurants.

My friends have had to tell guests they couldn’t bring their dogs to their wedding.

Not “what”. Who.

Gold’s, and most gyms, are certainly not a training gym for everybody. They only cater to those who think visible fast twitch muscles are good, not those of us who want to reduce the amount of type II muscles and develop type I muscles.