I thought 2023 was a banner year for comedies, between Barbie, Joy Ride, No Hard Feelings, Dungeons & Dragons, and then a smattering of lesser but still decent fare (Renfield, The Blackening, and I’ll even throw in the White Men Can’t Jump reboot).

I understand the actor is British, and they sometimes talk all weird, innit? But I’m certain he was “scarfing my hot dog,” which makes far more sense.

This is fried gold. Cheers to you.

Or bought some Oreo’s, evidently, given the price quoted.

You need to know that this made me cackle for a solid minute. Cheers.

Neither. They just trade blows until the heat-death of the universe, and perhaps still thereafter.

There’s never going to be a more fitting time to share that I went to see Lion with a female friend, and when Patel first surfaced from swimming in the ocean as an adult, looking for all the world like Adonis, my friend and I concurred that his full name is Devinitelygonnahitthat Patel.

Hear, hear.

Let’s table this for today.

I don’t know if you intended for this to hit so hard, but... damn. Hear, hear.

I only know The Roottrees Are Dead existed because of an AV Club write-up a few weeks back, but boy, am I glad I do. Return of the Obra Dinn was such a flabbergasting achievement (a wholly ORIGINAL gaming experience? After four DECADES of me being a gamer!?) that I’d assumed it was a singular phenomenon. I’m so happy…

I watched that movie in a theater. Enjoyed it, even.

I’ll bite, once they’re being dumped in fire-sale clearance fashion for $99 or so.

Seems like this Eckhart guy might be a little... Penguin!

I KNOW RIGHT LIKE WHERE ARE ALL THE BOOBS

Is this really your first time learning about new things? Wow. Congrats, I guess.

Where in fuck’s sake is This is America, by Childish Gambino?

My story eerily mirrors yours (right down to picking up YouTube TV yesterday) except my sticking point was refusing to miss the WNBA playoffs. And I didn’t even get a queue or an “anticipated wait time” when I called Spectrum to finally cancel. The automated message assured me that the Disney standoff was short-term,…

I’d submit both Jazzpunk and Barkley Shut Up and Jam Gaiden, as well.

Yep. I’m currently slooooowly matriculating my way through both Horizon Forbidden West and Mario + Rabbids: Sparks of Hope right now, and really wish I had done them one at a time since they’re each 30+ hour behemoths. I’m enjoying both, but it’ll feel like a huge weight lifts from my shoulders when I finish even ONE…