The Justice League stars were going to get matching tattoos, too, but Affleck’s idea was a little too extreme.

You make it sound as if this writer actually does her homework and cares about getting the facts straight when she’s cooking up that sweet, sweet clickbait.

Yikes... yeah this sounds like a real great idea.

“You see fellow fans, I too am monitoring Russell Westbrook’s infraction total and am jubilant he has reached a suitable number to force his return to the non-playing zone. It is four. Four infractions. Oh what fun. I prefer our troupe to theirs, do you not, chums?”

Go ahead and laugh but that guy now has a 6 picture deal with Blumhouse.

Boston fans believing that other teams are lined up to trade their top-5 NBA player for Al Fucking Horford and some chaff will never cease to amuse me.

Gotta rep Halloween Part 3

maybe they should start investing some bare modicum of focus and dignity and effort into this thing they do for a living on television with many millions of people watching.

Pictured: the reason the Timberwolves made the playoffs this year. Tom Thibodeau is in the picture too.

It also has one of the best TZ closing narrations:
Martin Sloan, age thirty-six, vice-president in charge of media. Successful in most things, but not in the one effort that all men try at some time in their lives—trying to go home again. And also like all men perhaps there’ll be an occasion, maybe a summer night…

“Mississippi State led Notre Dame 30-17 at the half, holding the Irish to just three points in the second quarter.”

We don’t post much, we just listen and learn.

“It’s longer than you think, Dad! Longer than you think!”

Argh, just the one jaw.

And it’d still be the second-best date that fan had ever been on.

The best? Cheryl.

What if LeBron joins the waitstaff at the 7th Avenue TGI Friday’s? Has anyone considered this possibility? Nobody is writing about it! I have seen no LeBron to 7th Avenue TGI Friday’s blogs on this family of websites. Can you put on your investigative journalist hat and find out, Tom Ley?

I am announcing that I’d be willing to meet with the Warriors about my free agency as well. My sources tell me Lebron and I have roughly equal chances of playing for Golden State next season.

I laughed way too hard at your bibliography.

1. Cut all the brownies and place them on a plate.