UPDATE: This has certainly taken a turn:

Not sure if this exactly fits, but I’m counting it.

Lost dramatically altered how I watch television twice. I found out about the show as the first season ended, and it was the first television show I ever binged. By the end of the show, I was merely hate-watching to justify years of keeping up with the story. The finale made me much more cautious of getting into new…

I for one can’t wait to see Christopher Plummer in Deadpool 2.

I had no idea why I wanted to have a kid with my wife.

But they let a pregnant Tony Siragusa patrol the sidelines for like what, ten years?

Never seen anyone use Christian Science Monitor as a verb before

I would, 100 times out of 100, if given the choice between any of the others and Papa Johns, pick literally anything besides Papa Johns and that includes not eating. Dominos is way better today than it was when I was a kid. It’s still not my fave but it’s decent. Little Caesars may not be the best but it’s certainly…

You’re a sad sack of shit.

The only people that loot boxes etc... ‘prey’ on are those who are incapable of delaying their own gratification.

Goombas Tower? You Monster!

And dozens of them are in the Wu-Tang Clan.

What does Trump have to do with this? Jesus, do you have to politicize everything?

These must be the most traumatized kids in the history of Littleton, Colorado.

Are you kidding me? Get out of here with that bullshit. I can guarantee you it’s not the only experience like this they’ve had, and their careers would have been ruined had they gone public with it. Fuck you and fuck everyone else whose first thought in the face of blatant systemic exploitation of human beings is…

40's?! What are you doing here? Get outta here and go play with your grand children! Have fun with your rotary dial phone and hand cranked model T cars!

Hey, Cam, remember how you feel when people ask if a black QB can learn the intricacies of an NFL offense?

It’s safe to say that she is attractive and smart. Being attractive does not make her any smarter but being smart makes her more attractive.

Would you eulogize Billy Bob Thornton like that?

I’ve never played Cuphead and I have no interest to simply because I know that it’s a very hard game.