The Redskins love giving 5-year contracts to Andy Reid quarterbacks in the twilight of their career. Never fails.

So Washington drafted a guy who was Rookie of the Year that they traded up for, also drafted his insurance policy, played both guys for the last six years, franchise tagged said insurance policy twice, and now traded for a QB who is four years older than Cousins and has only 1 4,000 yard passing season compared to…

Alex Smith for five years? Oddly enough, that’s not the dumbest thing I’ve heard come out of D.C. tonight.

I have a three year old Samsung and don’t give a shit what anybody thinks.

I have a 4 year old Samsung that everybody thinks is a 2 year old Samsung.

Win/win.

When I saw Hank shrink that building, I instantly heard hundreds of voices suddenly cry out in terror; all those toys and knick-knacks and frames of photos perfectly placed on desks, all falling over :/

I’d rather believe XKCD’s theory on the matter.

Son of a bitch!

Be... sure.... to... drink... your... Ovaltine!

“Tell me again about this Houdini.”

Where does the Lois & Clark Superman fit into this? I always thought John Shea did a cromulent job as the “master criminal who masquerades as Metropolis’ 2nd-biggest benefactor”-type Lex.

Just post it, man. One of the few good things since the Kinjapocalypse.

a cocaine-logic plot

Has there been any superhero casting in a film that even comes close to Reeves?

Heeelp! I’m falling at a sixty degree angle breaking all the laws of physics!

I still love this scene!

(To date, Hackman’s the only halfway charismatic screen version of Luthor, even if it’s as broad and goofy as it gets.)

I do love how it leans into the flaws of putting a comic book on the screen. I think the defining line comes from Hackman’s Luthor when asked why they live underground. “Why is the most diabolical leader of our time surrounding himself with total nincompoops?” Because it’s a comic book movie.

Also:

It’s not a serious movie?! But they only have fourteen hours to save the Earth!

Oh thank the Lord