wittylibrarian
wittylibrarian
wittylibrarian

I’d never seen a Mad Max movie in my life; when the franchise was described to me, it sounded unbelievably dumb. I had no hype, no interest whatsoever in a Mad Max sequel. And Fury Road might be my favorite movie of all time. So, uh ... there’s definitely also something to be said for a talented guy with a passion,

This gif seriously lines up PERFECTLY with what I am listening to right now (“Roundtable Rival” - Lyndsey Stirling).

Just like how I can’t watch this gif without seeing her braid somehow teleport through her arm.

WITNESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Jurassic World was fun in a way that more than compensated for its flaws—it wasn’t smart, but it wasn’t too stupid.

Seriously.

Actually, I’ve wanted a better Mad Max movie than Beyond Thunderdome for a long time and Fury Road delivered in spades.

Harry: There was only one bullet in that right?Gay Perry: You put a live round into that gun?Harry: Well I didn’t know, I thought there was like an...eight percent chance.Gay Perry: Eight?Harry: Eight...Gay Perry: Eight!? Who taught you math!?

He doesn’t need a blockbuster hit. All those movies had small (by Hollywood standards) budgets. They make money, therefore someone keeps giving him money. Blended “only” cost $40 million to make and made $127 million. Profit is the great destroyer of art. :P

Pretty sure I had Pixels picked for biggest flop of the summer at some Gawker poll months ago. Feeling preeeeeeeetty good about that choice right now.

I can only hope the guy got paid well

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Columbus and his team did an awesome job coming up with an interesting visual way to represent these aliens

NCAA should investigate Jones. How did he afford that flamethrower he used on Dan?

Also the Patron Demon of Dry Cleaners.

You forgot Donald Trump is also a sentient dried apricot. I don't know if this is a strength or weakness.

"Powers Boothe cackles. Michael Biehn glares. Thomas Haden Church yips. Sam Elliott growls orders. Michael Rooker squirms. Billy Zane prances. Billy Bob Thornton quakes with rage. Bill Paxton looks happy to be there. Charlton Heston and Jason Priestley and Frank Stallone are in there somewhere, too."

And don't be surprised if you end up with a new Dodge Ram pickup.

I'm sorry, I forgot you were there. You may go now.

Such a badass movie that you'll grow your own Sam Elliot mustache just from watching it.