The Red Dawn remake intended on casting China as the invading army. Word must have gotten to the film makers; "Um..number one trading partner with the U.S.? Yeeeah...awkward.."

This is a Taco Bell. Why there isn't a DUI checkpoint 24/7 at the entrance to the parking lot is beyond me.

"This is embarrassing," said a Buccaneers representative. "We offer no defense."

This is why I don't drive around at 2am with a giant fucking star on my face.

The police officer observed "several clues of possible impairment," including "an abnormal lack of alertness" and "slow lethargic mannerism".

His eyes aren't bloodshot. He was stunned by the Quesarito.

The police officer observed "several clues of possible impairment," including "the fact that he was at a Taco Bell drive-thru".

Call me when somebody leaves Taco Bell without a damaged rear-end.

Yeah, but does Stephen Colbert reprise his role as Phil Ken Sebben?

I'm 100% with you. This show sucked pretty hard for the first 80% of season 1. Then I realized that they were pretty much just stalling while waiting for Winter Soldier to happen. Then it got awesome, and from what I've seen of the first few season 2 episodes, is just getting more awesome!

Boardwalk empire, I couldn't picture Steve Buscemi as Gangster, but the plot is raw and badass (y) I changed my mind after the first season.

I only watched the Pilot to see how dumb it would be. And then it. Blew. My. Mind.

"Miniature american flags for others"

I can't be the only one who sees that pic of Hugo Drax and thinks, "It's all so clear to me now. Peter Dinklage must be cast as The Master, opposite Peter Capaldi's 12th Doctor. Only then can humanity unlock its true potential, yada-yada, something or other among the stars, mumble handwave, our Destiny!!!

That's SIR Hugo Drax, to you.

"Casino Royale with Cheese"

C'mon Shelly. There's gotta be a safer place than your shirt pocket to keep that check Snyder wrote for you.

If she goes to see MU play, THAT'S when she'll really want to cry.

Not a word about Snowpiercer? Much has been made about Edge of Tomorrow underperforming, but Snowpiercer was a smart, slick scifi flick starring Captain America himself and couldn't even clear $5 million domestic. Some of that is due to on demand availability, but EoT still outgrossed Snowpiercer by nearly $300…