As someone with a slight OCD and an inability to focus on problem-solving past the 108th step...

THAT THING WILL KILL US ALL!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (runs away)

“An eternity of 7-10 splits! MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!”

By the way, there’s an Apple Arcade ad popping up that’s covering the top HALF of your screen and it has no visible way of clicking X to get rid of it. >:( 

Humans don’t deserve otters. We need to apologize to them and let them rule us with their scientific wisdom.

OH GOD NOT THE PASTRAMI SIGNULARITIES CAN’T STOMACH THE PASTRAMI!!!

I think Nathan Fillion can pull that look off.

There is no real safe place to dump the irradiated water. Shouldn’t even really transport that out further into the ocean, because the likelihood of spreading that pollution across the whole north Pacific would be horrifying.

My name isn’t Susan.

In 1863?

I forgot.

They’re not even pro-fetus.

WELCOME TO EARTH badge!
(wonder who will get the game reference)

FRAU BLUCHER is DEAD?!

Things I learned from watching “Letterkenny” clips:

Anyone notice how Price was encouraging people to “fake register” at a business address by *forwarding their regular mail* to that business address? We’re talking personal billing info, mailed checks for retirees, financial information suddenly going to someone else’s place with NO GUARANTEE your personal stuff won’t…

They are reporting that they have enough episodes recorded to broadcast through Christmas day.

“So THIS is why dad insisted on driving by car everywhere...”

Red Ranger, standing by.

problem here is the American honey bee may not know this defense. Unsuspecting hives can get wiped out. We must protect our honeybee allies.

I want a reference to My Little Pony or I quit the whole franchise dammit.