It will end with a post-credits scene of Kathy Kane finding Nick Fury in her loft, standing next to a big blue box that’s bigger on the inside with Picard poking his head out and asking “we’d like to talk to you about the Multiverse Initiative.”

I will only watch Cats if they accidentally mix the voice tracks for Rise of Skywalker to this.

There was a Second Farter.

OH YES WHAT A DAY WHAT A LOVELY DAY
WE SHALL ENTER VALHALLA SHINY AND CHROME

At least Suicide Squad wasn’t up there. /sigh

They chose the Emmys thirty-five minutes ago.

if we shouldn’t be mixing sports with politics, then teams should stop visiting the White House for photo ops.

“specific, sacred task of assembling the sandwich”

Schrodinger’s Hockey Puck

sadly, Sam Neill aged out of his role for Max. :(

Because once you accept their reality of MAGIC SPACE WIZARDS then every other fantasy trope is allowable.

I want the trailer leaked NOW dammit.

(eye roll)

Tough.

when you live in a world where the thing that matters is a good Twinkie, all you really need is another good Twinkie.

combination of stupid ownership + greedy ownership = moving the Chargers to a city that didn’t want them

A Jet in Winnipeg.

Matt Bryant had been the jinx haunting the Bucs for years, ever since the team foolishly let him walk and forcing Tampa to struggle finding a decent PK since (sorry Aguayo).

I’m not that smart. I still can’t find a decent Cornerback for my fantasy squad. I blame the changing rules on Pass Interference calls.

that’s because Mahomes ruined it for everybody last week, the bastard.