Everybody’s freaking out over Luck retiring but Romo did it and nobody really blamed him for it.

My earliest exposure to Cowboy arrogance was realizing that a Central time zone team was hogging a spot on the NFC East division while teams like Atlanta(West!!!) New Orleans (West!!!) and Tampa Bay (Central) were forced into longer travel commutes all because Dallas didn’t want to give up their “rivalries” with New…

if anybody in the Colts organization wants to trade for Jameis Winston, make it next year’s First and Third Rounds, 2021's Second Round, 2022's Third and Fourth Rounds, and free tickets to the Indy 500 over the next 20 years.

too short. Also she already has an MCU role as Plucky Comic Sidekick Darcy (put her in the Eternals ASAP)

It is too late to tell you about the planned She-Hulk show?

Herzog wanted to live in Orlando to be closer to Disney World. It’s like he knew he was going to hit up Disney for a spot in the Mandalorian!

You bastard. You remembered it too.

what trump is claiming won’t bother his evangelical base one bit. For the rest of humanity, especially the Jewish-American communities that have to cope with this lying BS... God, help them.

Houston is like the one city where a lot of people live but you honestly can’t think of a single one you personally know. I know people in NYC, I know people in Chicago, I know maybe one person in LA... but Houston? Draws a blank.

The color schemes are terrible.

Already I feel nostalgic for the AAF.

Tampa Bay Vipers?

Only two good things came out of Baltimore.

I blame Mitch McConnell

I only know Seattle as the team that trades off-years with the Oregon Ducks with godawful green jerseys designed by color-blind Nike “experts” to see which team blinds the whole nation first.

How can you play all eight phones during a raid in the first place?!

The only thing I can say about Pittsburgh is that I’ve met a lot of people from there who were happy to leave it.

THEN YOU EXPECTED RIGHT!

before hopping into the coolest X-Wing ever to blow up a giant death monster with her alien insect pet helping out.

it’s possible Disney might make a deal with them to make a Resistance-Era movie between ROTJ and TFA...