You know, if New York City decides to riot over the Jets, Knicks, Rangers, and Mets having terrible and malignant owners, we won’t blame you. Just make sure to hold out until all four leagues agree to let those teams change ownership to community-based stock-owned groups like they have for the Green Bay Packers.

Any team that gets as far as the semifinals is still good. Team USA needs to keep playing top-level game.

angry guy with a gun.

and they’re all singing the Flash theme song.

Dear Taika Waititi:

How did I end up dying of dysentery? All I did was make sure his stuff was in the box to the left.

this isn’t funny. there is a serious problem with horse racing if this kind of thing isn’t properly investigated. they should have closed this particular race track when the earliest reports about the horse deaths were released.

the schools that really effed up the Big East were Pitt and Syracuse, leaving major players like West Virginia, Louisville, Rutgers and UConn scrambling for the parachutes while up-and-comers like USF and Cincy crashed to Earth. UConn’s pretty much the last one getting out of the plane now that they realize they can’t…

Keanu Reeves’ character in the MCU would be...

this was a test involving employees at work places, right?

we haven’t had a mob war in Tampa since the glory days of the Trafficantes. This could get more bloody.

damn, beat me to the snowbird joke.

I’m a Rays fan, and even I can tell you that splitting the season between two homes will ONLY piss off the remaining fans (and yes, there are fans) in Tampa Bay AND the baseball fans in Montreal who want (and deserve) a team of their own.

you showed panels from one of the funniest moments in the Swamp Thing story arc but you cut off the part that absolutely rules.

those were the most confused squirrels found outside of the Winslow homestead.

hell no. he would have had 4 balls and walked everywhere with them.

depending on his aim.

So THAT’S why the Browns traded him to the Bucs!

the heart wasn’t getting tugged.

And now we know why Bill Brasky had to hunt them all down with a machete.