this isn’t funny. there is a serious problem with horse racing if this kind of thing isn’t properly investigated. they should have closed this particular race track when the earliest reports about the horse deaths were released.

the schools that really effed up the Big East were Pitt and Syracuse, leaving major players like West Virginia, Louisville, Rutgers and UConn scrambling for the parachutes while up-and-comers like USF and Cincy crashed to Earth. UConn’s pretty much the last one getting out of the plane now that they realize they can’t…

we haven’t had a mob war in Tampa since the glory days of the Trafficantes. This could get more bloody.

damn, beat me to the snowbird joke.

I’m a Rays fan, and even I can tell you that splitting the season between two homes will ONLY piss off the remaining fans (and yes, there are fans) in Tampa Bay AND the baseball fans in Montreal who want (and deserve) a team of their own.

those were the most confused squirrels found outside of the Winslow homestead.

hell no. he would have had 4 balls and walked everywhere with them.

depending on his aim.

So THAT’S why the Browns traded him to the Bucs!

the heart wasn’t getting tugged.

the reports so far don’t point to robbery, this is akin to a drive-by, a shoot-and-run. Someone wanted Ortiz dead.

$7000 gets you six to ten people who couldn’t figure out to get a sniper rifle and a better escape route.

They’re not the only team, the Bucs have mangled the FG kicker situation ever since they cut Matt Bryant - who turned out to have, what 10 MORE GOOD YEARS IN HIM - back in 2009. Drafting Aguayo was a disaster: they picked him so high the expectations were soul-crushing (they even traded UP to get him, making it…

it’s soccer. If the celebrations don’t end in the decapitation of raptors ON FIRE, it’s not done well.

there’s a grading scale, based on Approachability, Abs, Ass, and Beards. Pine apparently has the most sincere beard, beating out Hemworth’s.

yup. this is like people raiding the A/C fans outside of buildings to steal copper wiring.

Brick is an insanely popular and expensive construction material.

Next you’ll be telling me they have no idea where the Emperor Norton Bridge is at.

biggest problem with this:

Dear humanity: