the reports so far don’t point to robbery, this is akin to a drive-by, a shoot-and-run. Someone wanted Ortiz dead.

$7000 gets you six to ten people who couldn’t figure out to get a sniper rifle and a better escape route.

They’re not the only team, the Bucs have mangled the FG kicker situation ever since they cut Matt Bryant - who turned out to have, what 10 MORE GOOD YEARS IN HIM - back in 2009. Drafting Aguayo was a disaster: they picked him so high the expectations were soul-crushing (they even traded UP to get him, making it…

it’s soccer. If the celebrations don’t end in the decapitation of raptors ON FIRE, it’s not done well.

there’s a grading scale, based on Approachability, Abs, Ass, and Beards. Pine apparently has the most sincere beard, beating out Hemworth’s.

yup. this is like people raiding the A/C fans outside of buildings to steal copper wiring.

Brick is an insanely popular and expensive construction material.

So now we know the cat can exist in these states:
1) Alive

My Blue Heaven

Next you’ll be telling me they have no idea where the Emperor Norton Bridge is at.

biggest problem with this:

Dear humanity:

Chernobyl is the scariest monster series since the X-Files.

I’m pretty sure there’s at least one car made with boobs.

People forgot that part of Jon’s happier moments was North of the Wall, pretending to be a defector to the Wildlings, falling in love with Ygritte... he’s returned to her home, where she was, where his heart is...

• Where did Dany get that giant-ass House Targaryen sigil banner? It was crazy-quick to get it hung in the smoking ruins of King’s Landing that fast, let alone sewn.

Emma Thompson: guest star on the Young Ones.

they will never get me to leave until I can fly the Falcon for reals.

I am a football fan. I actually zoned out on the “Fair Catch” one and I kicked myself literally for missing it. I got the rest though. Seriously, not a lot of fans outside of Minnesota would remember the Purple People Eaters...

The North knows only one king and his name is Elvis.