you wouldn’t last.

oh cmon, their Flirt Code Words are “You’re late.”

“He’s still skinny.”

Sorry Kit. But some faces just look... PROPER... with a beard. Without that facial hair you look like an overgrown Harry Potter. 

“and the Daria/Arya cartoon mashup that we definitely would binge the hell out of.”

“Exactly why his ejection seat went off is a mystery.”

Fun thing about 2018 superhero movies, given how many of them we had:

seriously. umps need more anger management counseling. anyone escalating a fight can’t be trusted to judge a thing.

Reportedly Bolton is on that list. What was he doing in the private sector between his time with Dubya’s administration and now?

I know. With family as War Eagle alums, I’ve argued with them many times that their school needs to switch to War Eagles and leave teh Tigers to Detroit, Clemson, Missouri, and twenty other institutions who all stole the same mascot. Make up your damn minds, Auburn boosters.

Well now you’re making me feel guilty for all the #FireSchiano tweets I’ve written over the years.

‘Cause it’s the Joker.

Oh no!

the ones that were too uncivilized to let loose on the American colonies. Oy.

I grew up in Spring Training Heaven - Pinellas County - so I got to visit Jack Russell Stadium almost every year growing up, and then as an adult and then the Phillies latest place in Clearwater (is it Spectrum Stadium now or still Brighthouse?), and a couple of visits to the Jays stadium in Dunedin. Been to the…

to be fair the Orlando Archers (why the hell are they Apollos? JUST BE ARCHERS) are a good team.

Makes me pine for the days when Arena Football was offered up as a possible minor-league farm system for the NFL. Lasted about as long as the Predators-Storm rivalry, but when those teams went belly-up, well...

It’s like that MLB game on your PS4, but in real life and slower-paced.

I have been yelling this for years.

It will end with a post-credit stinger of Steve Rogers returning to that dream-dance hall empty except for him, with footsteps echoing as Peggy Carter steps into view in that red dress.
PEGGY: You’re late.
STEVE (smiling): I couldn’t keep my best girl waiting.
(they silently approach each other and begin slow-dancing)