Annnnnnnnnd he lost that job in Denver. Ooops.

Saban was thinking “If I f-ck this up enough, Alabama will fire me and then I can go get that coaching job in Denver.”

And we’ll know what a Raider tastes like too.

The Darkness consumes us all.

HE DESTROYED BOOKS?!
REVENGE!
REVEEEEEENNNNNNNGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

I’ve heard the television ratings for the Rays in Florida are doing okay.

Florida Man
Florida Man
Does whatever
A Florida Can.

What was an Eagle doing in Cowboys Stadium?

Is the soap poisoning subplot part of the Oh Fudge plot? Because the scene of Ralphie being blind and the parents’ overemoting was a scene of comic brilliance.

Normal relationship?

My first thought was “tow ‘em at the truck drivers’ expense.”

I can remember how people were terrified that the Robert Downey Jr/Jude Law version of Sherlock was going to be this humor-driven mockery of the character, but then it turned out to be unusually faithful to the source materials and both movies were (gasp) actually good.

I consider the original TMNT movie as being far better than it had any right to be, doing an unusually good job developing the heroes and creating a believable plot out of obviously campy elements (such as a rat trained in the way of the ninja BEFORE getting mutated by ooze).

Dick Tracy ended up being a bad movie because 1) they burned up ALL the classic villains in one go, making it next to impossible to care (or hate) most of them 2) Madonna was a terrible actress attempting to be a femme fatale, 3) the stakes of conflict between Dick and Big Boy seemed so... unimportant.

I refuse to discuss any movie that offers up Target stores for product placement.

Disregard I may have posted an earlier comment.

there aren’t enough teams to re-sign the good players.

questions:

Somewhere in the universe, Colin Kaepernick is smoking a Cuban cigar and plotting his next move to seize control of the entire NFL.

He already is.