All Quebec has to do is get an ownership team to buy out the Coyotes.

Feeling a little bad for Quebec. Canada should have more hockey teams.

I’m picking on Notre Dame because FFFF Notre Dame. All that damned hagiography for one school. Bama and Penn St. can burn in hell right alongside em.

the Cheez-It will be colder than the remote.

In the trailer for the midseason finale, the Doctor says “I know that voice” and I thought I heard earlier the voice of the villain who worked for the Silence during the Melody Pond story arc.

part of what makes this a rigged game is a preseason polling system that benefits established “powerhouse” programs without actually knowing until a game is played if they’re any good that year. How many times had Notre Dame been polled in the Top Three of an AP/Coaches poll simply on a lot of voters being midwestern…

J.R. Smith committing a boner for the ages. Has to earn recognition.

I’m not voting for Serena because the one who had the meltdown was the effing referee.

I didn’t see it in the report, but how many victims were there of the sheriff’s false arrests?

I also need to note Neil Gaiman is the person who introduced me to the Emperor of the United States, Norton I.

I am firmly in the camp who thinks Hob Gadling is RJ Brande.

Season of Mists plot-wise was very good. It had one of the best wham moments in the Vertigo comics ‘verse - Lucifer quitting Hell (oh shut it, the TV show is based on it so screw SPOILERS) - but it kinda ends on a Shaggy Dog tone (God decides to send his two Angels to take over, making the whole auction process with…

Bast.

If you need to read just ONE of the Sandman books, try “Brief Lives”, Gaiman’s painful ode to mortality, life choices, and the consequences of seeking Destruction. Also, it quotes Tori Amos lyrics.

(Seriously, it ends on one of the saddest yet beautiful closings I’ve ever read)

It’s time to rethink Jehovah. I mean, He didn’t ever play sports...
(GETS STRUCK BY GOD’S FURIOUS LIGHTNING)

Someone desperate to be a contrarian hot-taker.

Coulda lumped him with the Gruden who shoved Keyshawn into the doghouse back in 2003. Or the Gruden who threw a hissy fit to get rid of a good GM in Rich McKay in 2004.

Imma vote for the Chucky who said players call him up begging to play there. the third one. That one sounds so egomaniacal and ridiculous in one go.

so now the gloves are stuck to the hands with Stickum and the gloves themselves have suction onto the ball and those poor bastards can never let go. Serves them right.

Did anyone consider that both Moncrief and Wallace had stickum on their gloves and couldn’t let go even if they wanted to???