wittylibrarian
wittylibrarian
wittylibrarian

As a Bucs fan, I could have warned you all about these things.

Trust-buster Teddy Roosevelt would have punched the sh-t out of trump in real life.

“I wuz told I wasn’t allowed to fight musicians in bars, I am hear to prove that wrong!”

PISTOLS AT DAWN!!!

You don’t understand.

Well, lobbying in theory is supposed to be advocacy groups approaching / petitioning the government over certain issues of the day. In practice, it’s a system of legalized bribery where the deepest pockets pay for incumbents’ re-election campaigns. If we took money out of campaign, half of the Quid-Pro-Quo nature of

It’s Bill from Gravity Falls!

that just makes it more dangerous.

The thing about the Constantine movie is how it’s a pretty decent horror/action movie in its own right, with some impressive visual set pieces (the opening suicide for example is beautiful in composition). Keanu was actually good as the main character who just isn’t really the Constantine of the comic books, but a

How you should feel?

Florida Gator alum here.

Eating dry cereal? That’s normal. The greatest snack in the world is a box of Lucky Charms.

if you think dull boring traditional football unis are dull, just remember the NFL’s idea of spicing up those uniforms is to make the numbers on the jerseys in weird, screwy fonts.

so if it happens again - and the odds favor these entitled, violent assholes WILL do it again - does the judge send the first and next victim a “whoopsies” Hallmark Card?

Masturbating on the assaulted victim doesn’t rise to the level of perverted predatory acts???

He stole from would-be Porsche buyers.

kinda surprised a ref didn’t blow a whistle. THEY weren’t psyched out, they knew the play was still live.

guess which Arkansas players are flunking out of Basketweaving 101 right now?