Masturbating on the assaulted victim doesn’t rise to the level of perverted predatory acts???

It shoots only t-shirts!

so they filmed this at the Last Blockbuster?

He stole from would-be Porsche buyers.

kinda surprised a ref didn’t blow a whistle. THEY weren’t psyched out, they knew the play was still live.

guess which Arkansas players are flunking out of Basketweaving 101 right now?

actually, not really. he was out a lot for injuries, wasn’t he?

Pfft. I’ll take this guy Taylor who can hit seven with one blow.

if they do replace Cavill with another actor, they need to find someone who knows how to slump his shoulders an inch to create the effect of standing a foot shorter.

Pardon the Interruption, but I think you’re talking out of your ass.

they can’t tie in a playoff game.

EFF YOU. I’m Batman.

Ryan Leaf was almost this bad. He actually had one good game... once... I think.

the Bills could have easily kept Tyrod.

given that six of those ties will be with their own division...you might be right.

I have never seen so many fans HAPPY for an overtime TIE before.

my takes:

they should make it a penalty that a dropped ball during an end zone run, even if recovered by your own team at the 1 yard line, gets turned over to the opposing team and placed on the OTHER 1 yard line so THEY get First And Goal against your team.

try going 0-26 and screwing up the Bo Jackson draft. You should be GRATEFUL your worst nightmare isn’t anything like that.

All grammar aside, this is a huge day for the South Florida Bulls. What an incredible performance by the rookie Horne. Doubt he’ll repeat it, but that speed on display means other defenses gotta cover him like crazy now.