Aggravated assault?! TRY ATTEMPTED MURDER. 

to absolutely anybody who thinks “toxic masculinity” is a myth or feminist over-exaggeration, we offer you THIS SONOFABITCH as Evidence #729,871 in the court case against asshole males.

I heard that the Tom Sawyer of the movie was supposed to be the son of Tom and Becky. I still wasn’t impressed by the character’s inclusion, trying to insert an American presence in what Moore intended to be a more Euro/British character study.

We need to discuss the glorious failures more than the professional successes.

I dunno, Hurt does a better job of playing Ross like a dick much like in the comic books than Elliot who is too noble in the demeanor to be that dickish.

the Norton version was a better-paced action movie reboot, and Norton did a better job of playing Banner than Bana did. But they made a hash of the final third of the movie creating the Abomination for a slugfest in Harlem that got too confusing for viewers, and it was kind of hard picturing thin-faced Norton morphing…

One of the things you miss about the X2 review is how it plays up the “coming out” aspect of the Mutants ‘verse, with the tense and painful moments at Bobby’s house being a well-acted low-key but still important scene.

Dear Kansas City Chefs:

Well you’re also home to my favorite Elmore Leonard movie/book Out of Sight, so you got that going for you.

I cried more than laughed.

“ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER (NOTE: His final email)“

Did I ever list the Lions as one of those teams I don’t root for but completely sympathize with? I should. And they’re a team that looks like they draft well, they try hard in FA, and they still just can’t catch a break on the field either with injuries or player meltdown. And now they’ve hired a coach who should…

F-ck you about dissing my guy LeGarrette Blount. He was great for the Buccaneers. Letting him go was one of the biggest mistakes the team made the last 5-7 years. 

back then the oilmen didn’t know what Jones would be like. Today, they do.

I think if the Cowboys go 0-16 this season we will see Texan oilmen hire assassins to kill Jerry Jones like they shot JFK, and then take over the team while hiding behind an Illuminati GIF.

Now now, Season One of Twin Peaks was pretty good, especially the episode where the heroes discover the hidden cabin in the woods where Laura Palmer was the night she was killed. But...

I have a soft spot for Hooters because 1) I grew up in the Clearwater area where it originated 2) most people who go to Hooters are actually well-behaved compared to some of the local sports bars (I can’t speak for non-Florida places but here in FL a lot of families eat at Hooters).

to be perfectly honest, that could well have been a Cowboys, Racistskins, or Packers fan.

Dear Seattle:

If there’s a Minnesota-style pizza, then GODDAMMIT *I* will invent FLORIDA STYLE PIZZA!