Harcourt FENTON MUDD???

Burke:

I kinda don’t want to talk about how angry I was about the K Aguayo debacle but I feel guilty my ranting was part of the psychological dogpile that guy had to deal with and screwed up his head. Sorry, man.

I know I sent you a long email rant but I’m a bit hurt you edited out half of what I said about Vita Vea. For starters you left out the “You’re Welcome” part right after I noted we drafted Maui from Moana. It’s a good punchline, you sillies!

this year is gonna be the 5th Anniversary of the Butt-Fumble.

it’s still considered the best draft the Bucs ever had.

Anything between Newark and Amityville that acts, thinks, breathes, and pisses New Yawker attitudes is New Yawker failure. Doom em all.

the sadism of certain humans can be more horrifying than any lion or shark.

factory owners offered that $250 to take the video down? Considering it’s a video that’s gonna cost them millions in lost work. That IS a goddamn cheapskate move, ain’t it.

of all the teams with a history of bad losing, sorry management, and crazy drafts, the one I feel the second-least sympathy for is the Jets (there is another team I hate more). It’s something to do with years and years of watching Jets fans acting so arrogant on Draft Day, on reacting so horribly to losing seasons as…

somewhere in the universe, Thanos grins knowing that leaving the Jets out of the great purge would ensure the Butt-Fumble lives forever.

1995 was probably the one time in Buccaneers history when another team - J-E-T-S!!! - pulled a bigger boner - skipping on Sapp - than the Bucs could, where Tampa Bay profited from that act of stupidity. Granted, the Bucs screwing up on getting BO JACKSON will live in infamy, but this was a time when the Bucs were not…

“And that, dear Drew, is the story of how I almost punched a nun.”

to absolutely everybody I know who voted Republican under the excuse of “well their tax cuts are gonna help me,” I would like to say “YOU JUST PLAYED YOURSELVES.”

I dunno. MacEnroe set the standard.

those poor bastards.

that’s a bold statement. there’s every possibility of punching a Hoosier who really wasn’t racist but was merely mildly intolerant of people who couldn’t parallel park.

It was in the 1920s, and the ratio was almost one in four. So if you were stuck in a room with four Hoosiers in 1927, you had a one-in-four chance of punching a racist SOB in the mouth.

I still can’t wrap my head around the way the Colts moved to Indy in the first place: the sheer criminality of what the Irsay ownership did, plus the fact they moved to the MIDDLE OF INDIANA instead of someplace more scenic like, oh I dunno, Albuquerque.

Okay, I know it’s professional sports, and teams have a right to try a comeback/miracle rally, but seriously at the moment it was 19-0 the umps should have invoked the Skunk Rule.