I take it you think Duke sucks.

you can’t deflate our balls.

but now we have the worst of both worlds:

I went with “Lamb Bam Thank You Ma’am.”

It got me the second-most retweets on Twitter this year.

trump is a well-practiced bullshitter. once a story gets in his head there’s no shaking it.

every prisoner deserves a weekend at that beach house.

I need to slap the Glazers repeatedly while screaming “YOU IDIOTS trump KILLED THE F-CKING USFL HE WILL KILL THE NFL TOO GET AWAY FROM HIM.”

In the wake of the Big East breakup, one thing I’ve noticed is that the schools that fled - Pitt, Syracuse, Rutgers, West Virginia, Louisville - haven’t really regained a solid footing as top-value recruiting locations. They’re running into the problem of having jumped into Super-Conferences where other big-name…

SCARY MARY

Just on combine performance, Griffin has moved up to at best a Second Round pick. Maybe a late-round First Rounder for a team that’s light at OLB.

if the thought is to convert him to strong safety, this is where being one-handed may be an issue. He’s got insane speed to work as a blitzer and run-stopper, but can he defend the pass one-handed all the time?

right now, they probably are.

AND THEN THEY COULD TWEET ABOUT IT ON SNAPCHAT IN ALL CAPS JUST LIKE THIS.

they won’t. they are blind to anything that mocks their ALMIGHTY NARRATIVE.

You know, Olympics/World Cup people, you COULD HAVE ACCEPTED the Chicago bid in 2016 for Obama’s sake, but NOOOOOOOOO...

Where would you suggest putting it?
(If you say Fairgrounds off 301, I will yell and scream about how that ruins it for Pinellas County Rays fans as too far to drive to, and I’m saying this as someone currently closer to the Fairgrounds than I am to Ybor or St. Pete)

but to get that floor you need a strong revenue sharing system. right now, their luxury tax system doesn’t distribute funds all that well. Unless they’ve switched recently to something else, the owners don’t want to share their pots.

As a Rays fan, I honestly can’t figure out who’s left on my team I can root for.

Sorry that someone had died in the crash and here’s hoping everyone else is okay afterward.

my problems with the Dick Tracy movie: