look, I approve of the concept but not at this scale.

I cannot enjoy this game. part of me actively wants to avoid it.

I thought this was a trade deadline thingee, where Cleveland just says “eff it” and trades away LeBron so they don’t have to deal with him walking away in free agency.

so... where do we build the ski lodge?

Look, we just gotta admit that nobody is gonna select the 48 year old fat ugly guys.

Did I post this already? I don’t think so. Still.

on the bright side, your team’s logo and nickname is now the clear Number One for “Most Offensive” in pro sports...

Answer: “Because millenials are broke and working two/three part-time jobs just to pay the rent”

You missed Hello Kitty Pez Dispenser.

Gaiman already wrote that fanfic.

a HEBREW DUNGEONS & DRAGONS RPG?

Translation: She said “Doctor doctor give me the news I got a bad case of loving blues.”
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Yeah, the AI’s original job was to scour Beatles lyrics for Paul Is Dead clues.

THAT JOKE’S BEEN DONE. you are late to the party, pal.

what is the highest number? from that we could establish which printed work from before the 1880s provided the basis for that third code.

Okay, so, uh two apple, three apple, infinite applecore?

Welp. It’s a good thing I never finished that librarian occult thriller I was writing using the Voynich Manuscript as a MacGuffin.

Even in the 17th century, those ad people were shameless muthaf———-

wasn’t this a punchline to a Tom Hanks movie, where a crossdressing band wanted to rename themselves Meryl Streep?

Even shows like Steven Universe must end.

They thought it was dead.