Look, we just gotta admit that nobody is gonna select the 48 year old fat ugly guys.

Did I post this already? I don’t think so. Still.

on the bright side, your team’s logo and nickname is now the clear Number One for “Most Offensive” in pro sports...

Answer: “Because millenials are broke and working two/three part-time jobs just to pay the rent”

wasn’t this a punchline to a Tom Hanks movie, where a crossdressing band wanted to rename themselves Meryl Streep?

tell her it gets better...

Look, I am a Swamp Thing fan since I was 8 years old reading the Wein/Wrightson original stuff. Even *I* know Swamp Thing II was overripe camp nothingburger.

he made for an interest opponent for Season One’s storyarc, but the “cloning” saga stuff of later seasons ruined the character.

best you could in 1976. Today, of course, you can green screen most of it.

four words: too bland pretty boy.

don’t knock the Spider-Man movies. I and II were great.

All I know is Emo Kylo Ren is a follower of Hot Topic and Darth Vader.

are you kidding? It makes the movie better!

Gordon’s Alive?

Everybody loves that scene. It’s the entire Clark Kenting trope distilled into one minute of screentime. and Reeve pulls it off.

Otisburg?

What you complain about - the overly long origin story half of the movie - is actually one of the things most fans remember lovingly. One of the joys of a superhero movie is seeing How and Why a superhero becomes as he/she is, and while it’s now viewed as cliche and overdone because EVERY first superhero movie has to…

Stone Cold looks like he hasn’t aged a day.

I was planning on throwing a small Super Bowl watch party.

to be fair, some of us are still waiting for a Cleopatra Schwartz spinoff we were promised in the 1970s.

(I’d add the YouTube clip but it’s NSFW)