wittylibrarian
wittylibrarian
wittylibrarian

No, you can’t sign Bo Jackson to your team, Hoodie.

Larry Nassar is doing this because he wants to retain the illusion he still has control over his victims. If he’s forced to sit there to listen, they have power over him.

I am 6'2", broad shouldered, big tire around my gut similar to trump, and I am around 306 pounds. I’ve been told by my doctors over the years I need to lose about 20-30 percent of my weight, to at least get under 277, to get out of the “morbidly obese” range.

Nice good hockey score.

well your only other option is to loop over to 301 and drive through Baldwin, but you don’t wanna get caught at the speed traps through Starke.

(At least they took down the speed traps in Waldo)

Just go to Daytona Beach for Biker Week, dammit.

Updated the Miracle Rally page at TV Tropes for ya.

You drove THROUGH Jacksonville?

All Jacksonville is pretty much covers Duval County. And Duval’s not even the biggest county in Florida.

Drew’s weekly post on Thursday will pretty much just be that video clip, copied and pasted over and over and over. Followed by a Miller’s Crossing movie quote.

Who dat?

#GoBucs

Journeyman QBs can occasionally rise to the moment on a good team and prove themselves. Doug Williams, Hofstetler, Brad Johnson, Dilfer, and as time goes on it’s looking like Flacco will count as one... Guys who aren’t Hall-of-Fame gunslingers but steadier and reliable than expected.

The closest approximation I have as a Bucs fan is that play in the NFC championship game vs. Philly where Ronde intercepts McNabb and races it 92 yards for a Pick-6 to clinch the win and the trip to the Super Bowl. Granted, the Super Bowl itself was the biggest game in Bucs history - and Derrick Brooks’ Pick-6

trump later asked if Congress could issue a Medal of Honor to Leeroy Jenkins for his “decisive leadership skills and, like, access to all the chicken.”

Dear NFL fans:

Best bits: Mulder and Scully on the run. Langley’s depiction of Digital Heaven (turned into Hell). The way Skinner (and by extension the FBI) is compromised in this New World Chaos.

JUST SHUT UP AND TAKE MY PORGS!
Must.

DON’T DIE SCULLY.