Look on the bright side, if the Bears start Mike Glennon against your team that’s 2 wins on the season right there.

The only thing Arizona Cardinals are good for is ruining the Bucs road trips out west. It’s a sad thing but the Bucs just can’t handle the West Coast (we’ve won only two games out that way: against a bad Raiders team in Oakland and against an outclassed Raiders team in the Super Bowl).

any team would be lucky to have a draft class that saw 4 out of 7 picks make the squad for more than three years. The problem with drafting kickers is 1) you’re getting a guy who’ll only contribute to 14-18 plays a game while passing on good talent at other positions that’ll see 25-80 plays a game, and 2) the higher…

Don’t worry. Jon’s put together a team of expendable warriors!

You’re telling me?

Tina Fey better be writing the Hollywood screenplay for this.

The only reason I root for the Eagles is because they play the Dallas Cowboys, the New York Giants, and the Washington No-Names. The entire NFC East is nothing but a bunch of overrated conceited teams.

Remember when Reagan joked about “outlawing Russia, we begin bombing in 15 minutes”?

Bucs fan here.

I’m not a Saints fan, but I gotta stand up for a goddamn national treasure called Cafe Du Monde. You wanna insult ALL of Louisiana, ain’t gonna happen.

Look on the bright side, the Bills are one of the few teams the Tampa Bay Bucs have a winning record against.

Hey. *I* comment on SB Nation just fine, thank you very much.

I haven’t really paid attention to this team, to be honest.

As a Bucs fan, I enjoy a little Schadenfreude reading these comments. Granted, my team hasn’t been all that good since 2008, but my hate for the Panthers is boundless.

Go Gators.

I think the hockey team Lightning filed a trademark suit...

I already used the “LA is STILL waiting for a professional football team” joke on the Rams, so there’s little else to say about the Chargers except “Christ, is that owner a greedy sonofabitch among other greedy sonsofbitches or what?”

I would have been “Is there anyone else in the Oval Office I can talk to?”

you do realize trump is going to see this love letter, copy and paste it into an email, and ship it to BFF Putin with curly heart drawings as animated GIFs.

Why?