You’re telling me?

Tina Fey better be writing the Hollywood screenplay for this.

The only reason I root for the Eagles is because they play the Dallas Cowboys, the New York Giants, and the Washington No-Names. The entire NFC East is nothing but a bunch of overrated conceited teams.

Bucs fan here.

I’m not a Saints fan, but I gotta stand up for a goddamn national treasure called Cafe Du Monde. You wanna insult ALL of Louisiana, ain’t gonna happen.

Look on the bright side, the Bills are one of the few teams the Tampa Bay Bucs have a winning record against.

Hey. *I* comment on SB Nation just fine, thank you very much.

I haven’t really paid attention to this team, to be honest.

As a Bucs fan, I enjoy a little Schadenfreude reading these comments. Granted, my team hasn’t been all that good since 2008, but my hate for the Panthers is boundless.

Go Gators.

I think the hockey team Lightning filed a trademark suit...

I already used the “LA is STILL waiting for a professional football team” joke on the Rams, so there’s little else to say about the Chargers except “Christ, is that owner a greedy sonofabitch among other greedy sonsofbitches or what?”

I would have been “Is there anyone else in the Oval Office I can talk to?”

you do realize trump is going to see this love letter, copy and paste it into an email, and ship it to BFF Putin with curly heart drawings as animated GIFs.

Why?

trump was so desperate - is so desperate - to be a sports team owner. It’s an exclusive club of rich (mostly white) guys (with a few gals): membership in that is almost as exclusive as being a US Senator or an ex-President.

...when was the last time USC mattered in college football?

that day N0vember 22nd will soon replace Dallas 1963 as the most traumatic moment of that day in American History. School textbooks will refer to Buttfumble as a turning point in social trends. Retirees from nursing homes will visit middle schools 50 years from now to regale the young about that day as though they…

There are times - brief seconds, really - when I feel some sympathy for Jets fans - the 17 that are left - the way I would feel sympathy for Lions fans (and yes I am being sincere about *that*).

Now you guys know how it felt to have Tankers nerfed in City Of Heroes.