you do realize that Grover Norquist wants to reduce all Internet Tax until Amazon is small enough to drown in his bathtub.

Chun-Li really hasn’t forgotten that whole “You KILLED MY FATHER” thing.

How could our military budget be so massive and yet be this incapable of taking care of maintenance and fleet readiness? Where the hell is all that money going?

Catwoman: “Prove it, Batman! Marry me!”

NO ONE IS THERE TO ANSWER

The thing I hate the most about amateur cinematographers is their over-reliance on SHAKY CAM techniques! Where’s the SteadiCam App when you need it?!

It’s
HALITOSIS ON ICE!

<blockquote>Secondary mascots were not included, despite the pleas of one defender of DJ Kitty.</blockquote>

“Next time I’ll let you swim.” - Batman with no f-cks to give

one of the appeals of having baseball in major downtown areas is to have local businesses (CEOs, major board members) use the game as an unofficial “business” location to BS with people they’re making deals with. If the local major corporations, law firms, merchants, or public officials can’t be bothered to show up,…

That word has already summoned a DEMON and a WIZARD fighting over control of THE ORB.

OMG I can’t believe they would do that to Ashi!

It’s been done.

What about the alien from Lifeforce? Would you bone that alien?

There was this huge buildup all summer long for me, because my family was in the middle of moving from a rental to a new home, so I couldn’t see it until late August. But the TV ads and the newspaper reports boggled my mind, and I was bouncing up and down waiting to see Star Wars.

if you look at the Bucs jersey you will see the player’s number done up in a block print format. It’s supposed to be a pirate font from the 17th-18th century, but it our modern day perspective it looks like a goddamn alarm clock number.

Every car dies.

I blame this on the godawful alarm clock font on the jerseys. it’s messing with Aguayo’s head.

OMG, the Leia cover is gonna sell out in record time...

there are certain things that can pass a simple eye test. as in “would we look like effing morons if we kept a top-ranked school out of the seeded part of the tourney?”