whatever you do, don’t ask about his mother.

“What could possibly go wrong?”

so you’re telling me I need to add more dinosaur stripper-with-laser-nipples sex to my self-published ebooks?

This had the shameful side effect of blocking a new episode of SAMURAI JACK, which was still advertised as broadcasting at 11 PM EDT. There are a ton of people pissed off that they missed Jack all so TCN could re-air the SAME DAMN EPISODE they aired the previous 6 time slots.

Kamikaze Turkeys.

just those chairs alone would freak people out.

some turkeys just can’t take it anymore living in this world.

they shouldn’t play in Oakland anymore, period. they’ve made their point that the fan love isn’t enough for them, so why should any fans show?

...

it’s a voluntary show of post-game etiquette. Key word there is “voluntary”. She had a right to not high-five someone her family has an issue with, and he should have been mature enough to shake his head and move on.

it’s not that Ryan is an idiot.

AND ONE GOOD-OLD-FASHIONED MAYBE! - Peppermint Patty

Yes. She is protecting one of the Infinity Stones... uh, I mean MacGuffins... um, Nine Rings? Twelve Chairs? Four Pieces of a Weapon that kill the Master? It’s one of those things.

You’re forgetting, Florida really hates Cuba.

The Nam?!

the only problem with “Bad Hombres” is that trump is gonna sue for trademark control.

Ahem.

there’s a massive spawn of water-types, though. a lot of PsyDucks and SlowPokes spawning with the MagiKarp... and still not enough SQUIRTLES! /fume

There’s a guy wrestling under that name in the underground Lucha already.

I disagree with how you’ve ranked Clement.